“Jihad Punk (January 4, 2012 at 5:43 pm)
cool pi, but lions shouldn’t be kept as pets. They belong in the wilderness.”
“The last time that I was in Washington was in 2004 to take this Life Magazine cover photo with John McCain. And Senator McCain gave my husband and me a tour of the Senate, and we all spent a lovely, busy afternoon together. And I have it on good authority that this picture of Senator McCain and myself has been hanging in his office, by his desk, since 2004. And he has been looking at it every day, since 2004, getting ideas. So I guess what I’m saying is, this whole thing might be my fault.
I would be a liar and an idiot if I didn’t thank Sarah Palin for helping get me here tonight. My partial resemblance and her crazy voice are the two luckiest things that have ever happened to me.”
Tina Fey - Mark Twain Prize
